So what's scarier than snakes on a plane? Ducks on a blog, of course! "I've had it with these mother f***ing snakes on this mother f***ing plane!" (*** added for your protection. I'm pretty sure Samuel L. Jackson doesn't say ***) I love that the movie hasn't even opened yet and it's already rated 5.5 stars out of 6 on amazon.com You've gotta love the internet! Which is, according to Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska), "a series of tubes." Take it away, Senator:
"They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.
It's a series of tubes.
And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."
"Well yeah. I was just sitting here, eating my muffin, drinking my coffee, when I had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity."
Quack!
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Thanks for the link to the Daily Show. I'd missed that episode. I was eating a Filet O’Fish sandwich at the time and I laughed so hard that tarter sauce came squirting out of my nose.
What's with the page of ducks? Was that some sort of test to see if I found any of them sexually attractive?
You've been talking to my mother again, haven't you. Dammit! This all has to do with the time that she walked in on me when I just happened to be washing my penis while watching that Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs was dressed up like a girl rabbit. A particularly trampy girl rabbit.
Nobody understands me.
Hey Fred!
Just some warm-up sketches before a hard day of character design. Duncan once told me you have to do 4-5 sketches just to get all the "obvious" ideas out of your head. Then you can dig down to the "really good" and original ideas! I must be a slow learner: most days it takes me 8-10 "warm-up" drawings!
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