Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Ducks on a Blog!

So what's scarier than snakes on a plane? Ducks on a blog, of course! "I've had it with these mother f***ing snakes on this mother f***ing plane!" (*** added for your protection. I'm pretty sure Samuel L. Jackson doesn't say ***) I love that the movie hasn't even opened yet and it's already rated 5.5 stars out of 6 on You've gotta love the internet! Which is, according to Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska), "a series of tubes." Take it away, Senator:

"They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."

"Well yeah. I was just sitting here, eating my muffin, drinking my coffee, when I had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity."


Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Hulk Stare!

When the Hulk is not smashing, he spends a lot of time staring. And thinking. Thinking about smashing.

Sunday, August 06, 2006

A Little Less Conversation

Whew! What a week: San Diego Comic Con is over again for another year, and not a moment too soon! I talked so much I lost my voice. A little less conversation, a little more action please! But I did get to party with The King and Chewbacca, so how cool is that?